Well, I was recording for 15 minutes and I forgot to hit record on the old camera, so I had to restart again. Here we are.

For the sake of continuity and transparency.

I was going to hit everyone hard and nasty

with a full glam situation

just to like drive video subscribers.

But in the stillness of the morning light as I gazed into the mirror whilst

steaming my face and applying my non-FDA approved stem cells I started getting real heated and real rashi about a couple

things. First off humble brag I was at Target this morning at a supple 9 a.m. I have only stepped foot in a target I think maybe once in the past seven years and that's something that I hold near and dear to my heart. I'm proud of that.

Because Target is where

mediocre women go to die. The leggings, the hair color, the the

fluorescent lights. I get it. I'm one of those women. I was there this

morning so I can say that confidently with clear lenses because I'm seeing very clearly.

I am one of those people.

I spent $386 in 15 minutes. I was going to go do the curbside pickup, which I usually do. I needed to pick up some formula, and, you know, time was of the essence. My son was hungry and I thought, you know what time was of the essence my son was hungry and I thought you know what

Saturday is for the warriors so I got my ass in my fucking leggings out of my goddamn SUV got a cart wiped it down head to toe because if you're ever gonna contract chlamydia ech. coli, R. S. V. Bird flu, I don't know, smallpox. It's going to be at your local

target. It's the germs and the children and just the broken dreams Green Day Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Isle six through eight which are the kiddo isles okay I went there I got my

fucking formula on the way in I saw you know a sports bra then I bought like a

fucking monosaur piano then I bought a fucking toothbrush like I'm just buying

just buying shit because I wanted to rationalize just the soul crushing trip

okay as I was there, I also ran into 14 other broken souls,

many of which I know from my mommy and me class. Here's the takeaway from my target venture this morning.

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