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Stiff Socks

Long Dong Silvers

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2021

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on losing money fast in Vegas, getting a porn star cosign, yeast infection sourdough bread, and why ladies check the "following" list on IG. They also hear from listeners about potentially co-starring in some onlyfans content and jerking off with only your mind. 

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0:00.0

Here in the UK we sell amazing products and services the whole world once.

0:05.0

At the Black Farmer in Devon our producers enjoyed on both sides of the Atlantic.

0:10.0

We're McKinnon and Saunders from Manchester and our puppets are watched on six continents.

0:15.0

Whilst at Acceleron in Birmingham our sustainable, recyclable batteries are helping power nine countries.

0:21.0

So if you make it in the UK, why not sell it to the world?

0:25.0

For free help from the UK government visit great.gov.uk

0:30.0

So Warren Sappler, you're seeing an ass crack. Damn bars. Why am I not a fucking rapper?

0:35.0

You could be. I don't know. I see old videos of Jack Harlow rapping and I was like,

0:39.0

if I'm off enough weed I'm up there.

0:42.0

It was the old videos where they like bad or where they like that.

0:46.0

No, it's just like, he just looks like a high schooler.

0:48.0

It's just like, it's just like, it's a kid free-sawing high school.

0:54.0

Exactly what you think. You click on it. There's not like, give me like, oh shit, that wordplay is crazy.

0:58.0

Now he's got some crazy wordplay. Yeah, yeah, because he has people writing for him.

1:01.0

Yeah, yeah. I don't feel like, did you do a certain level where you just go just give me?

1:05.0

I feel like it's just like stand up. You're just a certain level.

1:08.0

RRB for sure. Rappers, well, I think maybe more.

1:14.0

Well, I know RRB people write their own. Some people I know just go open the studio and be like,

1:18.0

I think per song on like an album, there's probably like some where heavily written,

1:23.0

some are like, influence or direction or help. Yeah, there's probably a lot of like,

1:27.0

just like a bunch of people sitting around in the room like, oh, you know, it would be good to be here.

1:30.0

That kind of shows. That's where I can get suggestions.

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