149: Ground HOG Day

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

The boys react to a big dong on Netflix's Sex/Life, debate whether or not grey sweatpants are just push up bras for a cockinas, and get deep on relationship insecurities. They also hear from a listener that banged with one good leg and wonder why hot guys always have a backpack. Science.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Is everybody just cool and fuckable these days?
0:03.0	Yeah, also, can you be my dad?
0:06.8	Dun dun dun dun dun dun this is Stiff Socks!
0:09.6	And anything else you're listening to is probably wrong because it's not Stiff Socks
0:12.4	with the number one podcast in the world fact check by nobody but ourselves.
0:15.7	Got em.
0:16.3	Also, with the number one touring comedians in the world.
0:18.7	Not true. Maybe in the top thousands.
0:21.7	But we're up there, guys.
0:23.0	The are you that guy tour is my very own theater tour and we are live now.
0:27.5	You already miss pre sale because you were pre fucking.
0:30.5	Coming, pre coming.
0:32.7	Pre-com.
0:33.6	That's how we were made as babies.
0:35.4	But guys, 28 cities, 27.
0:37.6	I don't know, two minute account out now TrevorWallscomedy.com.
0:41.5	I am coming to a lot of states.
0:43.3	It's wherever you are in the world, the US, you could probably drive there.
0:47.8	I want to go to Brazil.
0:49.0	Yeah.
0:49.3	Take me to Brazil.
0:50.1	Go get tickets.
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