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Stiff Socks

149: Ground HOG Day

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

The boys react to a big dong on Netflix's Sex/Life, debate whether or not grey sweatpants are just push up bras for a cockinas, and get deep on relationship insecurities. They also hear from a listener that banged with one good leg and wonder why hot guys always have a backpack. Science.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Is everybody just cool and fuckable these days?

0:03.0

Yeah, also, can you be my dad?

0:06.8

Dun dun dun dun dun dun this is Stiff Socks!

0:09.6

And anything else you're listening to is probably wrong because it's not Stiff Socks

0:12.4

with the number one podcast in the world fact check by nobody but ourselves.

0:15.7

Got em.

0:16.3

Also, with the number one touring comedians in the world.

0:18.7

Not true. Maybe in the top thousands.

0:21.7

But we're up there, guys.

0:23.0

The are you that guy tour is my very own theater tour and we are live now.

0:27.5

You already miss pre sale because you were pre fucking.

0:30.5

Coming, pre coming.

0:32.7

Pre-com.

0:33.6

That's how we were made as babies.

0:35.4

But guys, 28 cities, 27.

0:37.6

I don't know, two minute account out now TrevorWallscomedy.com.

0:41.5

I am coming to a lot of states.

0:43.3

It's wherever you are in the world, the US, you could probably drive there.

0:47.8

I want to go to Brazil.

0:49.0

Yeah.

0:49.3

Take me to Brazil.

0:50.1

Go get tickets.

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