150: Michael's Magic Mike Days

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on if friendsgiving is cool, how whales are just ubers, and why grabbin' ass in the kitchen is the best. They also peel off another layer of the Blaustein Onion and learn about his time as a dancer in NYC.

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0:28.0	if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage. I do, but granola and yoga that's up to you.
0:36.3	Cut it, leave it, clip it.
0:39.6	Ladies and gents, guess what? We are on tour doing stand-up comedy yelling yelling yelling on
0:46.2	stage and people. Where is Michael Blasheim going to be? I will tell you December 9th,
0:51.2	I will be in San Diego, California, January 23rd. I will be in Sacramento, California,
0:56.8	February 3rd. I will be in Philadelphia, PA, Philly, Boy, Cheese, Stakes, February 5th. I will be in
1:03.8	NYC at the Grammar C Theater. Go get tickets then businesses are going fast. And then February
1:09.1	6th, I will be in Boston, Massachusetts. More cities coming very soon. Go get tickets at blowcomedy.com.
1:18.1	Mr. Wallace.
1:19.2	Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
1:20.5	By the way, is the are you that guy tours on sale now? No breakout, no nothing needed about
1:25.0	everything is about halfway sold out. Some we've added second shows, see how I want to
1:28.8	second show. Minnesota, we added a second show. Tickets are fucking moving. And if you aren't,
1:33.2	then you snooze in. God damn bars. But in addition to all that, these are all on TrevorWallsComedy.com,
1:38.8	28 cities. But we still have some of the OGs that have been booked on, some club dates here.
1:44.3	We got Denver at Comedy Works for the five or sold out. Why am I promoting it? We have Charlotte
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