Locked In The Closet

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Things get tense in this week's installment of GOOD CHILDREN. Joe and Andrew explore several longstanding points of contention throughout their school years, as well as unpack the psychological terrors of standardized testing, the "time-out closet," and the pacer test. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Was it not going? I'm like 90% sure. I was thinking you were non-stop wearing at a party pocket
0:05.6	party parties. What the hell was that about? We were sitting in that playroom while those
0:10.8	pocables were being snatched from the tables.
0:13.5	We would actually sit amongst 50 plus 45 year old women who were in a home to buy bootleg
0:21.7	bags.
0:22.6	Get a plate, sit and watch these women shop stuff to the brim of an onion dip.
0:28.2	Nothing like it.
0:29.7	Nothing like it. Nothing like it.
0:30.6	Oh.
0:31.3	Hello you guys, this is.
0:33.0	Good children.
0:39.0	You were working on that one, I know you were.
0:41.0	I was because I tend to go low yeah I'm always going
0:44.3	low and you went up just now you're for you change the notes yeah if you're new here
0:50.5	this is good children the podcast where me and Andrew talk about our joint childhood
0:55.2	in the late 2000s, early 2010s, and all of the nostalgia, trauma,
1:00.0	and boot cut genes that come with it.
1:02.1	Speaking of trauma, what is your most iconic first day of school outfit?
1:06.2	I wouldn't say it's iconic, but I would definitely say it was on brand for me was the
1:10.5	baby blue Vine Vine's button down with the salmon short and and the spary.
1:16.1	You couldn't even put a level on the stress that I was feeling.
1:19.3	I don't know what that was about.
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