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Good Children

Ogre 4 Ogre

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.02.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

First dates, middle school crushes, and a DTF donkey.. Joe and Andrew talk all things relationships, romance, and emotion on this week’s GOOD CHILDREN. From coming out to fitting in, theater gays to straight girlfriends, Justin Bieber to Danny Phantom, no stone is left unturned in this sticky, sweaty, swampy episode.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I have crippling acid reflux and a tomato sauce.

0:03.9

Add some chopped meat, add some gotha cheese.

0:08.1

It's too much.

0:09.0

I don't understand why we are constantly week after week eating a giant bowl of pasta before doing this.

0:18.0

No, a large, large bowl is as if they were running a marathon.

0:21.0

Who's cooking that meal?

0:22.5

It's you.

0:23.6

What we did have right before we started, thankfully,

0:27.0

a Tums.

0:28.7

What were you gonna say?

0:30.8

Oh, and that is well, I mean obviously we're buzzing. No Tums is a party drug for me I take those

0:35.9

recreationally don't get me started on Tums right now because again I can talk for hours

0:40.3

about the smoothie flavor and you have and I want them in a skittle form. Give me a smaller dose.

0:46.1

It's so smart. It's so smart. Why can't you spread the amount of that dose within those little little

0:52.0

skittles? You're at the freaking movie theaters. that dose within those little little skills.

0:52.5

You're at the freaking movie theaters.

0:54.7

You can't pretend you're eating tums

0:56.8

for simply just the benefits.

0:59.0

No, it's.

1:00.0

I'm eating tums for the flavor.

1:00.7

Yeah, it's really a starburst. Yes. Good children.

1:10.5

That was kind of like gospel. That was kind of Jazzie.

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