Top of the morning, everybody, if you're watching the video, which I know that you aren't, because nobody does, and I would like to personally thank you for that.

I have a new weave in and she's feeling sprightly. She's, I don't know, I look like my name is

Carly with a K. And I live in a zoosa. It's a a little long I just wanted to live with the length for like a week

and then I'm going to chop it tomorrow I don't know who needs to hear this right now it doesn't

matter how much hair you have in your head more is more and once I feel the tight pull of my scalp fighting for

its life with 18 pounds of conflict-free hair extensions in my head, I get a pep in my step.

You know, it is very 2014. I'm about one click away from hair tinsel and a cross-body

bag, but this is who I am to my core, and I'm just working with it right now. Funny story about

hair extensions, actually. Yesterday I went and got my blood drawn because I just want to get tested.

I want like a blood panel. I just want to see if there's like a quick fix to lose six pounds that doesn't include a semi-glutide or diet or exercise.

So I'm just banking on a hormone imbalance so that I can like shove a pill up my ass once a week and lose six pounds.

You know, I'm just trying to find whatever the quickest fixes to be exactly like I was

before I gave birth.

That's what I'm trying to get back to.

I want that metabolism.

I want that waistline.

And is it toxic? Yes. Is it true? Yes. And I really think that

skinny toxic culture is on the way back. People are smoking cigarettes. People are embracing,

you know, casual drug use. And I'm here for it. You know, I'm a 90s baby and it feels nostalgic.

Like, you know, bring back Kate Moss. Nobody wants to say it. But I feel it in my soul. And I'm just,

I'm not looking to make any personal lifestyle adjustments.

I just want a quick fix.

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