Triple Axel, Untouched

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Jackie hurls a fellatory insult at a woman standing in her parking spot, has a romantic encounter with her Uber driver, and reveals her idea for a shit talking Socratic seminar of a birthday party.

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0:00.0	I'm gonna light my house on fire. I'm gonna light my house on fire. I recorded half an episode
0:18.6	and then I looked down and I forgot to press record.
0:22.7	Woo!
0:23.9	I was having a beautiful day.
0:26.5	I was having a beautiful day.
0:27.5	We're going to turn this shit around, okay?
0:28.9	Because I'm in a good mood this week.
0:31.3	The last couple weeks, I have been, you know, I've just not been hitting my stride. I woke up this morning. I called
0:41.3	an innocent woman with a rolling cooler, a cock sucker at the farmer's market, whilst forgetting
0:48.4	that I had my sunroof open with my son in the vehicle. I shouldn't be using that kind of
0:53.8	language in general.
0:56.0	It's a gay slur.
0:57.8	Gay slur.
0:59.8	We're 30 seconds in.
1:01.2	Here we fucking go.
1:03.2	I woke up this morning.
1:05.0	You know, I review the footage.
1:06.7	I review the comments.
1:07.8	I am very aware that aesthetically, I'm not giving it my all whilst recording these episodes.
1:14.9	It's not on purpose. Every week, I'm like, I'm about to fucking show up for these hows. Okay. I am going to ruin these dirty sluts days by popping on a concealer, hitting you with a lip color, and a fresh blow dry.
1:29.0	But I don't want to leave the audience in shambles when I put effort in.
1:33.9	So I'm not doing it to you.
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