Ladies and gentlemen, I have brought the silent superstar of the Bitch

Bible podcast, someone that I thought tanked terribly when she came on

last month. And then upon, you know, public approval, realized that actually, maybe she's a star.

Please welcome my sister, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Thank you. Honestly, I thought I tanked too.

I thought you were terrible, like in the moment. But then I kind of psychoanalyze myself.

And I think that you are an extension of me.

And I was just being extra hard on you because, because you are.

Because I am.

And your blood.

And I was like, oh, this is absolutely terrible, which I normally feel when I have guests,

just so you know. I want everyone

to know I feel that way. Best alone. Best alone, you know, pillar mentality, you know,

fiercely independent. But people really loved you. So we brought you back. Honestly, shocked.

Really? When you asked me to come back. It's weird like you're sitting with your hands clutch.

Like this is a presidential debate. Gone just sit like that're sitting with your hands clutch. Like this is a presidential

debate. Go on. I just sit like that. Ooh, a pastel nail. Love it. Match is your shirt.

embarrassing. Go on. Surprised. Really? Did you listen back? Yeah. Then I was like, okay, not as bad as I thought.

Yeah. I thought that maybe, well, maybe Taylor edited it to perfection,

but like you were definitely cold-a-sac- Or maybe I'm just a superstar. No, I definitely emailed

Taylor and I was like, you know, she kind of drags on and doesn't know how to land the plane

sometimes, so maybe like just cut that out. I will say that I thought you were maybe

cold-a-sac communicating. That's a term I just made up.

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