Oh my nigga, they're living it up to say what I need to do

So I'm a bitch, they're living it up to say what I need to do

What I need to do

So I'm a nigga, they're living it up to say what

Hello everyone, it's me, Jackie Shimmel, writer and creator

of blog-turned-podcast and current dumbfuck, the bitch Bible.

Hi, how are you? How am I?

Not great. I'm sorry that I didn't put out a podcast last week. I was amidst a

bridesilla meltdown and just deep breathing into a paper bag. So

I'm getting married in three weeks and every time I look at the calendar

my throat closes up and every time I ask my fiancé how he feels

he just tells me how excited he is. And I'm super excited too but like

I'm a little nervous and it makes me a little nervous that he's not nervous at all

and then when I tell him that I'm nervous he gets like kind of phobyssina

and it's a very weird dynamic. So let's let's go back. Let's go back in time.

It's been a couple weeks since we've checked in.

Last week I was at a I was encroaching my fiancé's work trip.

I mean I'm in the wrong business. People who like write music, the labels pay for them to stay

in these fancy houses and there was like an energy healer and a yoga instructor and a

fucking tennis coach and a shit like ridiculous. And you know being the

very elegant gracious lady that I am I obviously encroached on the trip, invited myself and decided

to attend which is a weird dynamic because it's like I can't just turn the TV on.

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