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Hello everyone.

Welcome to the Bitch Bible Podcast, a day late and a brain chromosome short.

I just made that up right on the spot by the way.

I'm going to be in a really perky this morning.

Perky is a fucking Christmas ham.

I also just made that one up.

You can add those to your spank bank.

It's just me today.

I am sitting in my car alone once again recording this podcast because I find the sound quality

to be better when I'm entranced in an automobile bubble.

I am just starting to feel like a real human again.

For those of you who follow me on social media, you probably know that I went on my bachelor

ret trip this past weekend.

And it was hands down the most epic fucked up like made for TV movie, bachelor ret trip

of all time.

There were 12 girls, my bridesmaids, my family, all my best friends.

It was a collision of so many different friend groups and dynamics and it was nothing short

of amazing.

We went to San Francisco and a lot of people don't know why I went there.

It's called the food, the gaze, the water, the sunshine, the incline.

I felt like I was losing weight just walking those fucking hills.

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