Doing The Lord's Work

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2017

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Jackie breaks down Fyre Island, why Karlie Kloss should probably retire, nuptial red flags and drops some seriously stupid life philosophy. Sincerest apologies to the Beyhive, Tinsley Mortimer and Jayden Smith.

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0:00.0	lors of the
0:16.1	thinking
0:28.6	Hello everyone, it's me, Jackie Shimmel.
0:50.2	Yet again, bye, my fucking self.
0:53.9	I mean, as much as I love having conversations with myself, I mean, it's
0:58.6	it's getting a little girl interrupted.
1:00.7	It got a little girl interrupted.
1:03.2	Anyways, I'm back.
1:05.1	Hello.
1:05.9	Sorry I sound like Countess Lui-Anne because I lost my voice because I was just
1:11.1	fucking ye-hying at Stagecoach all weekend.
1:14.6	So much fun.
1:16.7	The bitches at Stagecoach, the people at Stagecoach, are next level.
1:22.6	So many American flags.
1:24.4	So many exposed stomachs.
1:26.2	So many ass cracks, ass cheeks, speaking of asses.
1:30.6	I wasn't going to talk about this because like it's a little gross and a little too
1:33.6	real and I'm kind of freaking out about it.
1:35.6	But I'm sitting by myself doing this completely leaning on one side of my body because I have
1:40.9	a tick.
1:41.9	I'm not sure if it's a tick or a splinter or something in lodged in my ass.
1:48.3	Like I have some, like it hurts so bad.
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