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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Meow-chie. Everything you wanna know about smelling animal butts. Originally aired Wednesday, December 3, 2025.

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0:00.0	What's going on, podcast, pimps?
0:01.6	Dana here for the fine folks at standard heating and air conditioning
0:04.3	to ring in the holiday season. Yeah, the 12 days of Shackmas are here, and here's what you got to do. This is fun. Follow them on social media between now and December 12th. They're going to be posting pictures of these glittery ducks all across the metro. Once they post one, the hunt is on. Find one and win big. Think things like concert tickets, game tickets, gift cards.
0:23.0	And I've gotten word that one of the days will be for tickets in a wild suite with yours truly. But you'll have to beat me to find these ducks. And just a warning, I have a lot of time on my hands and I fight dirty. Follow standard heating and air conditioning to join in the excitement. And remember, get that furnace cranked on before it's too late.
0:40.1	Book appointments now at standardheating.com.
0:41.8	That's standardheating.com. The 93xed.
0:43.5	Morning show.
0:45.8	Ninety-three.
0:47.8	It's time.
0:57.3	Cubby says it's time.
0:58.8	Welcome to the Godforsaken 93X half-ass morning show.
1:02.9	The Wednesday model.
1:06.5	Wednesday.
1:07.2	Wonderful to be here.
1:09.3	Terrific to have you listening. Don't look now, Cubby,
1:15.4	but by damn, in just a couple, three weeks. She's going to be the year of 20 and 26.
1:22.8	20 and F me running 26.
1:31.3	It is weird how every December you do think, wow, where did the year go?
1:35.0	Even though they do stretch on from time to time.
1:37.2	Yeah, this one felt pretty long.
1:37.7	Did it?
1:38.0	Yeah.
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