Live From Los Angeles at the Regent Theater 2019

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

This week's episode was recorded LIVE in Los Angeles, CA at the Regent Theater! The first case is "Driving Miss Justice." Then, the judge and bailiff rule on cases having to do with eating before workouts, half birthdays, and robot vacuum cleaners during Swift Justice. Plus music from Pete Fields of Slow Motion Cowboys! Thank you to Robert MacGregor for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions Content Warning: This episode contains a brief mention of mental illness and eating disorders.

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0:00.0	Hey Jesse, it's me, Judge John Hodgman.
0:05.1	Is this an ordinary episode of Judge John Hodgman?
0:07.7	No, this is a live episode recorded in Los Angeles
0:12.1	at the Regent Theater downtown.
0:14.6	We've also got musical guest Pete Fields
0:17.7	of Slow Motion Cowboys on the show.
0:20.1	Hey, I remember doing this because it's in my past
0:22.8	and I remember it being a really good time.
0:24.6	I can't wait to hear it.
0:26.0	Let's go to the stage for some live justice.
0:29.2	Los Angeles, California.
0:32.0	You've come to us desperate for justice.
0:35.0	And we're here at the Regent Theater to deliver it.
0:39.0	Yeah!
0:42.6	Please welcome to the stage our first set of litigants,
0:45.6	Meg and Claire.
0:51.4	Tonight's case, driving Miss Justice.
0:55.8	Meg brings the case against her friend Claire.
0:58.4	Claire insists on driving everywhere they go together.
1:01.4	But Meg would like to take turns.
1:03.9	Who's right? Who's wrong?
1:05.3	Only one man can decide.
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