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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

Judge, Information, Show, Comedy, Justice, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, John Hodgman, Pc, Relationships, Jesse Thorn, John Hodgeman, More, Knowledge, Mac, World

4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The docket is full! Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers to clear it. They talk about dog waste, day-old coffee, fancy chocolate bars, Alexander the Great, and wearing military patches. Plus a letter from a listener in Hong Kong!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.2	Who me?
0:05.2	I'm Caleb Jesy Thorn.
0:07.0	We're in Chambers this week to clear the docket
0:09.6	and with me, as always, is the original disco man,
0:14.2	Judge John Hodgman.
0:15.2	Hello, Caleb Jesy Thorn.
0:16.5	Who me?
0:17.4	It's me, John Hodgman, your judge,
0:19.4	for the coming, however many minutes we record this for.
0:23.0	I don't even know how long is the podcast Jesy?
0:25.6	After nine years, I should know.
0:26.8	About 45 minutes?
0:28.0	I have never looked at the clock.
0:29.8	I kind of go by feel.
0:31.2	So I'm going to say six or eight hours.
0:33.1	Yeah.
0:34.1	Yeah, that's right.
0:34.9	Exactly so.
0:35.7	It's the Dana Gould hour of Judge podcasts.
0:37.9	Ha ha ha ha.
0:40.0	Cool Dana Gould burn.
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