Misappropriation of Funs

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Kenneth brings the case against his sister, Stephanie. Their parents give them money for their birthdays every year. Kenneth complains that Stephanie spends her birthday money on boring household items she'll be purchasing anyway. He says that she should use the money for something fun. She thinks there is nothing wrong with how she spends her money. Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to Ken Small & Jon Barr for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:05.5	I'm Payle of Jesse Thorn.
0:07.2	This week, misappropriation of funds.
0:11.1	Kenneth brings the case against his sister Stephanie.
0:13.8	Their parents give them money for their birthdays every year.
0:17.0	Kenneth complains that Stephanie spends her birthday money on boring household items she'll
0:21.5	be purchasing anyway.
0:23.0	He thinks she should use the money for something fun.
0:26.0	She thinks there's nothing wrong with how she spends her money.
0:28.9	Who's right?
0:29.9	Who's wrong?
0:30.9	Only one man can decide.
0:32.4	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:38.0	reference.
0:39.0	Hey there.
0:40.0	Judge John Hodgman, I didn't see you come in.
0:43.1	Yeah, that's the way I like it.
0:45.4	Like, um, that magician guy?
0:47.8	What's his name?
0:48.8	Uh, David Copperfield?
0:51.7	No.
0:53.0	Figfried?
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