And Baby Makes Plea

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Allison brings the case against her husband, Jeremy. They are trying to make room in their home to accommodate the baby they have on the way. But, they can't figure out a way to accomplish this while maintaining Jeremy’s workroom. With Expert Witness Nick Offerman! Thank you to Brock Maust for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.6	I'm Baylor Jesse Thorne.
0:06.3	This week, and baby makes plea.
0:09.4	Allison brings the case against her husband, Jeremy.
0:11.8	They're trying to make room in their home to accommodate the baby they have on the way,
0:15.8	but they can't figure out a way to accomplish this while maintaining Jeremy's work room.
0:22.5	Who's right?
0:23.5	Who's wrong?
0:24.5	Only one man can decide.
0:25.6	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and
0:29.8	presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:32.8	In a world where podcasts are shunned, we believe in them.
0:38.0	Not only in the act of producing a better product, but in the sheer joy of doing or becoming.
0:44.8	Baylor Jesse Thorne swear them in.
0:46.3	Allison, Jeremy, please rise and raise your right hands.
0:49.8	Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you
0:53.3	God or whatever?
0:54.3	I do.
0:55.3	I do.
0:56.6	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that in his work room,
1:02.6	he produces only best-selling books?
1:04.8	I do.
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