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Absolutely Not

Live from Down Unda

Absolutely Not

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Heathermcmahon, Instagram, Comedian, Advice, Funny, Callin, Female, Arts, Aperol, Personal572339, Comedy, Entertainment, Hotline, Humor

4.914K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Heather is live from Down Unda recording with a border collie at her feet as in Australia, dogs roam free. Heather talks about being a tourist in New Zealand from sight seeing to white wine for lunch. She also take your voicemails about your Aussie study abroad days, proves that digital cameras are back as well as shadowbans!


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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:04.0

This episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast is brought to you by Madinform.

0:09.0

You know it, you love it. Madinform, thanks for sponsoring the podcast.

0:12.8

Welcome to the absolutely not podcast, where we do the most and the least

0:21.8

at the same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:29.0

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the

0:34.9

absolutely not podcast I'm your host Heather McMahon I am in Australia I'm in

0:39.4

Sydney I'm at a studio right now I have a border collie dog at my feet named PIP, PIP say hello.

0:46.0

This is the most Australian shit ever, okay? We're gonna get into it. I have my first show tonight abroad in Sydney very excited about it but I got to get you up to speed with everything I was doing in New Zealand the journey I've been on and just what's been going on

1:00.4

So let's see let's start just came came over from New Zealand, New Zealand out the

1:04.6

gate, cleanest place I've ever been. Nicest people. I don't even know how to

1:09.2

describe it. I had so many oysters at one point that I'm like this is it I have mercury

1:13.3

poisoning I'm gonna die where I don't know what kind of diseases or bacteria

1:16.6

you can get from oysters but I was on I was on the brink of getting it.

1:20.0

I have been on essentially a white wine binder for the last week and a half and I'm just letting it rip. I am living my

1:26.5

Fucking best life. So the reason we went to New Zealand was because I was already in LA. I did the

1:30.8

Grammys. I was already over there and we were like let's pop down there.

1:33.6

We've got five days before we go to these Australia shows, let's get into it.

1:37.6

And we had the best fucking time.

1:39.0

Now there's a lie, the people didn't warn me, but New Zealand is not, they're not having a summer. Okay, I don't know if you know this but we're the upside down right now This side of the world is 14 hours away and it was fucking cold. Okay, I don't know if you can see this I had to buy a fucking Patagonia girlie I am not I am dressed

1:56.2

currently right now like I could go on a hike this is not who I am but this is what I'm the

2:00.4

lifestyle I'm leaning into so we get down to New Zealand and it's a little

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