Valentine's Day
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2024
⏱️ 70 minutes
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On this special Vday episode, Heather chats about meeting Jeff all those years ago. From the early dating years to the proposal, it was never a dull moment. She also takes your special Absolutely Not Valentines Day voicemails.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | I want a saut of fire. |
| 0:20.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and |
| 0:23.4 | and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast I'm your |
| 0:27.1 | host Heather McMahon how the hell are you oh yes it's Valentine's Week gets a made up holiday so people who are single feel bad about themselves |
| 0:39.4 | How we doing? Wanted to do a little Valentine's Day episode. |
| 0:44.0 | Listen, you know me. I'm not for the Hallmark holidays. |
| 0:48.0 | I think it's a little assinine. |
| 0:51.0 | And I'll tell you right now, I don't go to dinner on Valentine's Day. |
| 0:55.8 | No absolutely not there's two days you never go out to eat it's Mother's Day and |
| 1:00.3 | Valentine's Day and I'll tell you why because of somebody who used to work in the service |
| 1:04.6 | industry I know everyone who's in that restaurant is pissed to be there. I mean they |
| 1:10.2 | like working the holidays. If you're working in the service industry you want to you don't mind working at Christmas |
| 1:15.2 | Eve and I'll tell you why because that place is going to be packed and you're walking away with cash |
| 1:19.3 | money. |
| 1:20.6 | You're walking away with cash money. |
| 1:24.0 | People tip better on the holidays. |
| 1:26.0 | If you're working at Thanksgiving at like a Ritz-Carlton in DC, |
| 1:31.0 | you're getting panned a couple hondo. |
| 1:33.0 | Wait, real quick, shout out to three peaches. |
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