Jet Lag is a Choice
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2024
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Heather is back from Australia and fighting for her life to beat jet lag. She talks about her amazing adventures and the Aussie hotties but also how much she missed Robin. She ends the episode with two awesome voicemails you won’t want to miss.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | I want a solid fire. |
| 0:20.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:25.8 | absolutely not podcast I'm your host Heather McMahon how are you hope you're |
| 0:30.8 | doing better than I am I'll tell you, I'm fucking jet-lagged to shit. |
| 0:35.0 | Apparently, Taylor Swift said, |
| 0:38.0 | Jet lag is a choice. |
| 0:40.0 | And that's a lie. |
| 0:42.0 | That is a lie, you bitch. We have a lot, lot to dive into today. |
| 0:48.1 | We're going to hit the voicemails. I'm going to give you a recap on the tail end of the Ozzy trip. I need to preface this episode though with I |
| 0:56.6 | listened to last week's episode and y'all I wanted to this, but I never got the opportunity. |
| 1:04.0 | I know that that episode was a little unhinged. |
| 1:07.6 | The guy who was running the studio in Sydney, this guy named Jock, |
| 1:11.9 | was so unbelievably attractive. |
| 1:15.2 | I walked in the studio and he took my breath away, okay? |
| 1:19.2 | Hot, hot, hot, hot. |
| 1:21.6 | And he then sat in the studio with me the entire time |
| 1:25.9 | working as the sound engineer and the overall producer |
| 1:29.6 | for that episode. |
| 1:31.1 | And I told him multiple times, |
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