Live From Chicago 2018, Part 2

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2018

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Judge John Hodgman is live in Chicago again, at Thalia Hall for the Onion Comedy and Arts Festival! "Amendment to the Constellation" plus Swift Justice disputes about dogs, farts and a special pair of newly married litigants! Plus, music from OHMME! Thank you to Colan Kennelly for suggesting this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:05.5	I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorne.
0:07.1	This week's episode was recorded live at Tallyahal in Chicago.
0:11.3	Let's go to the stage to hear our first case of the night.
0:14.9	Amendment to the Constellation.
0:19.9	Ladies and gentlemen of Chicago, we sent out a call for disputes and you answered.
0:25.0	We have an amazing show planned for you tonight of Chicago Justice.
0:33.9	Let's bring out our first set of litigants.
0:36.1	Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Issa and Lily.
0:48.8	One of our litigants did like a full on, just for the benefit of the at-home listener, a
0:53.2	full on professional wrestling like Ray's the roof on her way in.
0:59.3	Tonight's case, Amendment to the Constellation.
1:03.3	Issa brings the case against her partner, Lily.
1:06.3	Lily is a Taurus, but she says that Taurus characteristics don't resonate with her.
1:12.5	She'd like to be able to say she's an Aquarius instead.
1:20.9	Lily said doesn't think she should be able to choose her astrological sign.
1:27.3	Who's right?
1:28.3	Who's wrong?
1:29.3	Only one man can decide.
1:32.7	Please rise metaphorically as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and delivers the
1:38.8	obscure cultural reference.
1:43.5	I want you to know who we are.
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