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Judge John Hodgman

Into the Teal

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

Judge, Information, Show, Comedy, Justice, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, John Hodgman, Pc, Relationships, Jesse Thorn, John Hodgeman, More, Knowledge, Mac, World

4.87.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week to clear the docket! They talk about bedroom wall colors, loud clappers, meat cooking utensils, holiday cards, locking doors, and millenials.

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorne. We're in chambers

0:06.8

this week and we are clearing the docket. With me, as always, the elegant id of jurisprudence,

0:17.6

Judge John Hodgman. Sorry, I was a little distracted there, Jesse,

0:22.2

because first of all, I don't want the listeners to get the wrong impression. There are times

0:26.6

that we are not together. I'm not with you always. In spirit, I am. That is to say, in my

0:31.6

astral projected form, I hover over your bed while you sleep. But I physically, unfortunately,

0:37.4

very rarely. And indeed, this time, we are not in the same room. Normally, we're not in

0:42.5

the same room. But I'm even further from you than ever, because I'm here in my summer

0:47.3

chambers, WERU in Orland, Maine. That's an FM station. Is that right, Joel? That's right,

0:54.4

Judge. That's from that frequency modulation. 89.9. Got it. Yep. And Joel, man, is here once again.

1:02.4

I'm recording this early in the not actual summer yet. I was up here for another event. The vacation

1:09.1

land paperback launch. And so we decided to record here. It's good to see you again, Joel. And

1:14.0

this is a big year for WERU. Is that not correct? 30 years. Oh, 30 years. 30 years. I figured

1:20.3

because it was Maine. It was like 150 years. In Maine years, it's 150 of independent. Yeah.

1:26.2

And I thought I heard somewhere in the background, just as Jesse was introducing me, did I hear

1:31.5

some music and bleeding through from the on air? I should. I thought I heard some, whatever it is,

1:37.8

magic Joe in the field hippies. You're hallucinating. What is the name of that? What is the name? Joe

1:44.7

bird in the field. And the field hippies. Yeah. It's maybe it's just seeping in the walls. One of

1:49.4

those main ghost stories where I go, Joe goes. That's right. The independent freeform radio station

1:54.0

is haunted by the B plus psychedelia of Joe bird in the field hippies. Jesse Thorne, how are things

2:00.6

where you are in Los Angeles? Good or bad? Things are beautiful here in Los Angeles as they always

2:05.5

are. The skies are always sunny in the city of angels. Here we all are together ready to

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