The Booth, the Whole Booth, and Nothing But the Booth

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Sophie is filing suit against her parents, Toby and Thor. If they are out to eat and seated at a table they don't like, Toby and Thor will ask to sit elsewhere. Sophie thinks that her parents should just deal with the table they've been given. Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to Ian Brodie for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.8	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:06.3	This week, the booth, the whole booth, and nothing but the booth.
0:09.7	Sophie is filing suit against her parents, Toby and Thor.
0:13.2	If they're seated at a restaurant table they don't like, Toby and Thor will ask to sit
0:18.0	elsewhere.
0:19.0	Sophie thinks that her parents should just deal with the table that they've been given.
0:24.6	Who's right?
0:25.6	Who's wrong?
0:26.6	Only one man can decide.
0:27.7	This rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:32.8	reference.
0:34.8	Hi.
0:35.8	Do you have a table for dinner?
0:37.3	Certainly sir, how many in your party?
0:39.9	I'm alone.
0:43.1	You're alone?
0:44.8	Follow me sir.
0:46.3	Here is your table.
0:47.8	Thank you.
0:48.8	Would you care for a cocktail, sir?
0:51.2	Yes, I'd like a Tadka and Vanik.
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