Live From Boston, MA 2016

Judge John Hodgman

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🗓️ 1 December 2016

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

"Sole Custody" and "Law and Gag Order," taped in front of a live audience in Boston, MA on September 18, 2016 during the Tour of Live Justice! Plus, Swift Justice, Expert Witness Ken Reid of TV Guidance Counselor and songs from Juliana Hatfield! Thank you to Stephen Coughlin and Michael Toscano for suggesting this week's titles! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	This week's Judge John Hodgman was recorded in front of a live audience at the Wilbur
0:07.6	Theater in Boston, Massachusetts.
0:10.3	Tonight, soul custody, Brian brings Angela to court over her shoe collection.
0:22.8	Brian Shet says she has too many shoes, but they're too important to Angela to get rid
0:28.6	of.
0:29.6	Who's right?
0:30.6	Who's wrong?
0:31.6	Only one man can decide.
0:33.5	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:53.2	I was sad because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.
1:07.7	So I said, got any shoes you're not using?
1:14.5	Jesse Thorns, where are the men?
1:16.8	Please raise your right hands.
1:18.2	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you
1:22.2	God or whatever?
1:24.2	Yes, I do.
1:26.2	Yes, me too.
1:28.2	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that he refuses categorically
1:33.8	to wear shoes of any kind?
1:36.4	Yes.
1:38.4	Yes, sure.
1:39.4	Very well.
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