Are We Fair Yet?

Judge John Hodgman

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2016

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Jeff brings the case against his girlfriend, Megan. When they go on road trips, Megan thinks they need to equally split driving responsibilities, even though she doesn’t enjoy driving. Jeff is happy to drive long distances, and doesn’t think splitting is necessary. With Guest Bailiff Jean Grae! Thank you to Ryan Byers for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:05.4	I'm guest Baylift Jean Grey.
0:07.9	This week, are we fair yet?
0:11.3	Jeff brings the case against his girlfriend, Megan.
0:14.6	When they go on road trips, Megan thinks that they need to equally split driving responsibilities
0:19.7	even though she doesn't enjoy driving.
0:22.7	Jeff is happy to drive long distances and doesn't think splitting is necessary.
0:27.3	Who's right?
0:28.3	Who's wrong?
0:29.3	Only one man can decide.
0:31.2	Please rise as Judge John enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural reference.
0:37.6	Santa called his elves together to soup up his old sleigh.
0:42.2	So Rudolph and the other reindeer could rest on Christmas Day.
0:46.8	He's got a million miles to travel and he does it in one day.
0:51.3	And that's why Santa Claus has got a souped up Santa sleigh.
0:56.6	It's got a rocket burning mighty quick, turning souped up Santa sleigh.
1:01.3	It comes in like a streak of light and it goes out the same way.
1:06.1	Hey now fat man, come down off my roof.
1:09.4	That chimney's too small.
1:10.8	You're gonna fall.
1:11.8	Come on down off that roof.
1:14.1	Okay, now Jean, this is the last verse, sing along with me.
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