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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers to clear the docket. They discuss the rules of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Appalachian turns of phrase, and cooking. Plus, we seek a ruling from the Court's Official Automobile Expert Rhea Butcher. And a new segment: Juvenile Court!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers
0:06.2	this week clearing the docket with a king of Park Slope. Judge John Hodgman, there's
0:15.0	probably quite a few people with a greater claim to that probably Mads Michelson or something
0:21.5	in Parks. Oh, you're talking about Hannibal. You're talking about Cassilius. You're talking about
0:29.9	the red bloody teardrop from Casino Royale. Yeah, talking about Mads Michelson. To see
0:37.4	live in Park Slope. I'm just I presume that he lives in Park Slope. I guess whether he
0:42.8	has kids or not. Yeah, no, I was going to say there are no kings or queens of Park Slope.
0:48.3	It is I don't know what rule by children is called. Do you know what I mean? I believe it's
0:57.9	ruled by by giant strollers. Those are the true kings and queens of Park Slope or are those
1:04.6	strollers where you're like, is this two strollers taped together? But it only has one seat.
1:10.2	This isn't like one of those strollers for twins. Double Decker strollers are very common. I
1:14.4	think maybe it's a lot of over strollers. A lord of the flyocracy? I don't know. Lord of the fly
1:20.6	archy. I tell you anytime I'm in Park Slope judge-adjeman. Yeah, I feel like a king, you know why?
1:26.4	Because you're wearing a crown. Yeah, well, they give it to you at the airport. It would be rude not to
1:32.8	wear it. It's because somebody else say like, aren't you Jesse Thorne from NPR? Yeah, it's true.
1:38.8	And nobody nobody in my neighborhood has ever said that. It's a bad thing. You know what I mean? But
1:43.9	this is this is my country. This is where I go to see Brook Gladstone on the street. Park Slope
1:50.5	Brooklyn. Just on on my street, on my street. A block away? She lives. I've never seen Mads
1:58.7	Michelson. It's been and it's been years since I've seen Steve Bussemi. Can I tell you can I tell
2:03.4	you something though that I like about my neighborhood a lot? What's that? Well, you know I sit here
2:09.2	in my office in in Brooklyn and I face the windows looking out over the the backyard of this building
2:17.2	and I see all these other it's a real real window type situation. It's a real New York scene
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