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Judge John Hodgman

My Own Avocado Creation

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse are clearing the docket! They talk about how to pronounce the word "crayon," smart home assistants, naming a child after the month in which they are born, sleeping in outside clothes, and a letter from a child about making their own avocado toast! Plus a quick round of DRACULA OR NO? and much more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorn, where in Chambers

0:06.4

this week to clear the docket. And with me, as always, is a man so pathetic. He's not

0:14.2

recording from a professional recording studio like I am this week. Judge John Hodgman.

0:19.6

Hello, Jesse Thorn. How are you in Los Angeles? Oh, I'm feeling great. I'm back on MacArthur

0:25.5

Park in the Max Fun offices. I am recording from the studio here. We set up a little studio

0:33.1

that doesn't need an engineer and it was so loud at my house, thanks to the crane that

0:39.0

is blocking my entire street. Cranie. Yeah, Cranie the crane was interrupting my recording.

0:46.5

So I just jumped in the car, drove down to the office and here I am like some kind of

0:52.2

broadcasting professional. And how are you Jennifer Marmer in a different part of Los Angeles?

0:58.3

I'm doing great. I'm at home. Good. You got any landscaping or a street repair going

1:03.6

on outside? Not at the moment. I mean, the listener's going to be very sad. I'm really

1:08.3

sorry about it. Look, I'm really happy that we're moving forwards to a new and better

1:13.1

normal. I'm glad you're in your office. I'm glad that you are vaccinated. I hope everyone

1:19.5

is doing as okay as possible on the okay minus to okay plus scale. It's getting warmer

1:25.3

here in Brooklyn warming up. And you know what that means, Jesse. What's that? When the

1:31.8

weather gets warm, it's time for me to injure my wrist trying to open my window in my

1:36.2

bedroom. I was like, I was warm. I should open the window, get a little breeze. I heard

1:44.8

my wrist. Like I've been holding it all day. It's just my window. And the other week,

1:50.4

last week I went on a walk in Prospect Park with our friend Wyatt Sennac and Don Wittweights

1:57.4

and act. Yeah. And it was great to see why it again.

2:00.9

Best known as a writer on King of the Hill. Best known as a writer. Go watch his show,

2:06.7

Problem Areas. There was on HBO for two seasons. It was an incredible show. Should have gone

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