Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill if Jesse Thorn were in chambers this

week clearing the docket. And with me as always is the star of the podcast, the Hollywood

handbook. Judge John Hodgman. You should I won't say anything go check it out. I appeared

on Hollywood handbook and it was quite an emotional journey. Wonderful podcast. John and

Ace. Shout out to Sean and Ace. But Jesse, hello. Hello John. Spring sprang in Brooklyn.

Woke up this morning with the window open a little bit chilly, but nice. Sound of a morning

dove yelling outside my window. I've never heard a louder, you know, a morning dove is

a pretty low key dove. You know, I mean, it's pretty low key member. A lot of pigeons will

go, good morning, the kind of goes, yeah, it's not to be confused with that all night

dove. Right. That thinks W Island. Yeah, maybe this one had been up all night. Maybe

this one had gotten into a supply of my my son's energy drinks or something left out on the

on the yard. But it sounded like this. I'm like, what is that sound? My family tells me

it's a morning dove. But it woke me up out of a big dream. I used to have the most boring

dream. This dream journal time, Jesse. This is everyone's favorite part of every podcast.

It comes. It's the segment that comes right before podcasters discuss Los Angeles outdoor

shopping mall, the Grove. It's also dream. A dream of return to a time that was somewhat

normal. Yeah, I pretend streetcar carries you 800 feet. I'm ready for it. I'm ready

for that. That's a dream. I, you know, normally my dreams are I was walking down the street

and then I was trying to make a reservation for a rental car and I couldn't get it to

take my date of birth. And then I wake up screaming. It's the worst dream I have not

being able to fill out forms properly. But the dreams I've gotten a little bit more intense.

You have any intense dreams lately? What did you dream last night? Jesse Thorne. Yeah,

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