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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Lindsey Graham Finally gets his War, Will Smith Loves Women, & A Woman Too Fat to be Dominated :(

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

War with Iran pops off, Will Smith proves he’s not gay with latest banger, and the creepiest school bus driver you’ve ever seen.

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Chapters:

 

00:00 - Lindsay Graham’s wet dreams come true

01:00 - Intro

01:25 - Show start

02:15 - Will Smith’s super hetero banger

12:13 - Kendrick

13:22 - NYC Mayors

17:22 - Father’s day is really about mom

21:21 - Lesbians marrying straights

22:11 - Weird bus driver

26:33 - Tiny cop

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32:09 - WW3

32:43 - No Kings

37:18 - War / Experts

52:16 - Cryatolla / Catty beefs

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1:02:51 - Roblox ICE Protest

1:05:15 - Astrologers have weighed in on Trump

1:08:28 - VA Doctors refusing treatment for Democrats?

1:12:40 - Ryan snubbed for Heterofest

1:23:41 - Society may have overestimated the risks of the manosphere

1:24:26 - Minnesota shooter

1:26:45 - Dating site matches by browsing history

1:29:09 - I want to be dominated but i’m too fat

1:36:23 - Fathers day haters

1:38:47 - Santa Clara University is wacky

1:49:48 - War

Transcript

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0:00.0

So many of you are aware that war has been escalating between Iran, Israel, and America.

0:04.8

We're all a little in the dark, but through some of our confidential sources,

0:07.8

we were able to obtain a transcript of leaked phone communications between Lindsey Graham and President Trump

0:13.8

taken on a private line during the Israeli strike on Tehran.

0:17.6

This is Lindsay speaking.

0:18.8

He says, yes, right there.

0:20.0

Don't fucking stop. I'm so close.

0:21.6

Don't you dare fucking stop. Yes. Pound it. Fucking pound it. Harder, harder, right there.

0:26.6

Deeper, deeper, deeper. I'm begging you, don't stop. I need this so fucking bad.

0:30.6

He continued, I'm gonna fucking explode. Yes, yes. Hey, get the f*** out of here. I told you not to come today. I don't need anything cleaned. Leave now. Locked the door.

0:40.4

I lost it. Okay, I'm back in. Yes, keep going. Oh, that one was so deep. Penetrated. Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's happening. Boom! Lindsay Leakey! At this point, there was six seconds of silence before Graham said,

0:54.4

all right, Craig, money's on the table, and scram, we're bombing Iran today.

0:57.8

Crap, I think I forgot to hang up the phone.

1:00.0

The boys!

1:01.4

The boys cast!

1:03.0

Collapse!

1:04.0

The dudes!

1:06.0

Prepare your son for voice cast!

1:10.0

The brood. Just the voice cast! The holy! Yes The boys cast.

1:12.7

The only.

1:13.3

Just the voice cast.

1:15.0

The dude.

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