Will a Socialist be the Mayor of New York City? IRAN, Bezos Wedding Protests & Hairy Female Armpits
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2025
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Zohran Mamdani wins NYC Mayoral primary, the latest out of the Iran situation, and people protest Bezo's wedding for the wrong reasons
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Chapters:
00:00 - Nantucket Sleighride
01:12 - Intro
01:41 - Sharia Law in NYC?
03:15 - Bezos Wedding protests
06:15 - NYC Mayoral race
12:40 - Tariffs
16:17 - Dorky white guys
19:10 - Name pronunciation
22:17 - Iran
29:50 - Nuance doesn't work on the internet
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35:16 - Trump's crazy tweets
38:24 - JD Vance on bombing mission
40:23 - Matt Gaetz' texts
49:23 - Being deaf
52:43 - Cryatolla talking smack
53:26 - Disability pride night at the ball park
58:05 - Humans always form hierarchies
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1:04:46 - Diddy trial
1:08:32 - Methodist church releases new gay song
1:11:20 - Whoopi Goldberg's spicy take
1:12:13 - Kroger's Juneteenth cakes weren't a hit
1:12:51 - Viral hail satan moment at pride parade sparks city council debate
1:13:55 - Hairy pits
1:21:36 - Men, where have you gone?
1:28:11 - Femcel reddit dive
1:34:02 - Musk vs. NYT
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| 0:00.0 | A new study has shown that younger adults are drinking less than previous generations, which |
| 0:04.1 | has led to an increase in productivity, but a decrease in beat women being taken home from |
| 0:08.6 | the bar. |
| 0:09.6 | Medical Examiner Joshua Green elaborates, the younger generation of men are missing out on |
| 0:13.6 | the experience of getting shredded and going home with a real beater, as I've done many |
| 0:17.7 | times. |
| 0:18.7 | And although I'm sure some of you are thinking, you don't need to be proper slosh to find a beast lumbering around the bar and go to town on her publicly before slinking out the back door to a cab. But according to statistics, you actually kind of do. College student Chris Carter states he's worried about the effect that drop in alcohol consumption might have on his ability to find a wingman and says that just |
| 0:37.8 | last week he was talking to a solid aide whose slumpbuster friend was guarding her like |
| 0:41.7 | da cumbe mutumbo and not a single one of his three sober friends were willing to even entertain |
| 0:46.6 | the idea of taking the gross friend for a spin to help a brother out so Carter ended up just going |
| 0:51.9 | home empty-handed college dean Dean Milton Griggs says, |
| 0:55.2 | At the end of the day, these kids are missing out on an experience they can joke about for a lifetime. |
| 1:00.0 | You know, before I met my wife, my friends actually called me Captain Ahab, |
| 1:04.0 | because I would just get demolished and try to harpoon any whale in a 10-yard vicinity. |
| 1:08.5 | And that's the kind of character-building story this generation will not have access to the boys the |
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| 1:28.2 | The dudes |
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