There are a couple things that you should know about.

You should have all. A, I'm a star. B, I live for the lights and see.

I can be bought. So if you're watching this at home it's very awkward I'm like

looking into a camera there's like a lighting situation I've got a rogue piece of

cardboard my at-home office is now like this Vakak deset. It is 736 AM on a blissful

Thursday morning. I did hit you with a little bit of a lip gloss this morning. Can you

fucking imagine the audacity if I came on here for my first video fucking episode in full Hollywood Glam, I would just like to address people that do glam for video podcasts.

A, you're late to the fucking party. That means you started podcasting like three to four years ago.

Also, it's just fucking embarrassing, okay?

It's called Face for Podcasting.

It's called Personality that transcends media portals.

Okay, I've been kicking it audio for fucking nine years.

I am in my tenth year of podcasting.

Whoa, whoa, and now we're finally doing fucking video. So that's

embarrassing and sad but here she is lights camera action to me without a

stitch of makeup on except for this jivonshi Q Anne Hathaway a little a little

lippy I'm gonna put some on oh yeah free plug for you I will not link. I will be gatekeeping this one. Can we talk about

gatekeeping for a fucking second? I don't like the narrative and the bad PR that

gatekeeping has gotten on the tickety talks.

I'm talking to you Gen Z.

You fucking ruin everything, quite literally everything.

I have been gatekeeping since out of the womb.

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