The following podcast is a dear media production. Hello everybody my name is Jackie Schimmel I am the host of the

good private podcast I'm also in nature enthusiasts before we dive into this week's episode, I would just like to issue a formal apology.

In last week's episode, I confused Yosemite and Yellowstone didn't know they were two separate things

didn't know they were two separate parks didn't know one was in California and one is in

dot dot dot Wyoming question mark where the fuck okay

hold on let me just I got a workshop this out loud

I am Jackie Schimmel and I now know that Yosemite is in California and Yellowstone, not just a TV show, is a park, maybe, in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

No, I have no clue if that's true.

But I received an obscene amount of d'ems, okay?

Let me just get into character for you.

Kew the overbite.

Jackie!

As someone with a platform, it's really as someone

really screwed up to be so uneducated about our national parks.

Yosemite and Yellowstone are not the same thing and you should have some respect for our landmarks.

It's not cool.

Fuck the parks, Nicole.

I don't care.

Okay?

Listen, Lyme's disease, gnats, rodents, slaying of the first porn.

Though those are the Passover plagues, I don't care. Listen, allergies, okay? I don't know. If I happen to make it to

Yosemite at some point in my life, you know, I'll take a picture and I'll pop it on the

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