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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Ayooooo! The boys riff on tattooed tarantula titties, stuff that gives them the nails on a chalkboard feeling, and a super odd dude Trev met outside of a show. They also learn about how Iceland has an anti-incest app and give some advice to a listener who's been thinking with his cockola.

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0:00.0	So I says to the guy what are you even talking about I feel like this is every portrayal of like a
0:06.7	Mops or in a movie a so I says did a guy that's not a giraffe
0:09.8	That's my fucking wife you bitch and there was a bitch whoever they're talking to you
0:14.1	Never nice never nice. No right never go. Hey, so my wife's a fucking giraffe nice to meet you never
0:19.9	It's always like I'm a last year. I want you go fuck your mother inside of a goddamn Davin bus
0:23.7	You fucking bitch. I want like a modern day gangster who has to be like very PC and also like he's a little gluten free
0:29.2	He's like, hey you nice lovely lady. Let me get the double W
0:35.1	Nice lady
0:37.1	You fat
0:39.6	Can't even let us rap something about the word bitch
0:44.4	Cuz you you need you doing that accent is fun cuz you a you fucking bitch
0:49.5	I think acoustically it's satisfying just with the bitch
0:54.0	bitch
0:56.9	Bitch just fun to say I mean it's literally two shorts favorite word. I
1:01.5	Don't know what is my favorite word bitch bitch. What's your favorite word bitch?
1:07.7	No, my favorite word my favorite word. Oh my god. Do I have a favorite? I don't know
1:13.4	I'll tell you my favorite phrase. Hmm. What I which I use on the daily hard sell
1:17.6	You do sell a lot. I mean that's gonna be a hard sell. Yeah, if I was on Shark Tank
1:22.1	That would be me right here. Yeah, that's gonna be a hard sell
1:25.4	You know I say a lot I go there's a world which
1:31.1	There's a world which we can blah blah blah blah. I hear that say a lot. I
1:35.5	Think you're more so well, let me let me tell you this. Oh, yeah, yeah
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