132: Blau Got Covid

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Well, Michael got covid, so the boys do some remote riffing on jerking off to books, dudes that listen to music way too loud in public, how there was at least one person that had a good time in the human centipede, and what the guidelines are on smelly sex. SCIENCE.

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0:00.0	Fasten your seat belts. Easy jets big orange sail is now on. With up to 20% of 700,000 seats
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0:19.0	Selected travel dates, cell ends 11pm on 10th January 2023. Holidays Minimums Ben Required and Appal
0:24.9	Protected Traveler's Tiction Since He's Appal.
0:31.9	Little tangy. No. No. No. No. You can't say that. I was my dick and orange
0:40.3	feel. I get to put this thing away. Ladies and gentlemen, we are virtual but we aren't
0:45.9	going to be virtual when we're doing the stand up joke comedy microphone suck my left
0:51.4	area. Where am I going to be this summer? August boy we're heating up. We got Cincinnati
0:57.7	Ohio the fifth through the seventh or sixth through the eighth. I'm not good at math. But
1:03.7	it's the first week of August. Then we got Oklahoma City. August 12th through the 15th.
1:08.1	Oklahoma City. 12th through the 15th. And then Spokane, Washington. August 19th through
1:15.2	the 21st. And then a big fall tour coming up. But right now just focus on Oklahoma City.
1:21.3	Cincinnati and motherfuckin Spokane Washington. Michael to find Blowstein is on the COVID
1:27.2	tour August 18th Tampa Florida. August 19th Orlando, Florida and September dates coming
1:33.7	very, very soon. Go to blowcomedy.com for tickets. And maybe it's on to the episode.
1:47.2	All right. We live. We live recording. Not in the studio. Why is that everybody? Why?
1:53.1	Oh, someone someone. I'm not sure who someone has COVID somebody on this earth on the planet
2:00.9	on the planet for sure. Oh no. Yeah. But just some I got I have COVID everyone. I have
2:05.9	I have. Wow. I mean did anybody see that coming? Well, you know, the true irony of this
2:14.7	is that for all during the, you know, the first lockdown on quarantine, you're licking
2:19.1	feet in parking lots. You're doing the late flight rim jobs, not catching it. And now
2:26.0	I don't. Yeah. And you know, and you know who I got it from? Fucking Ohio. So what does
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