131: The Bachelorette Bans Beating Meat

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

The boys are baaaaaaack. They discuss how long is too long for banging, Trevor’s Palm Springs mushroom adventure, and the diabolical Olympic anti sex beds. They also riff on how the bachelorette FORBIDS jerking off. This is the #1 science podcast in the world.

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0:00.0	Let's get ready to rumble!
0:04.0	Are you ready? Ready for Sykes?
0:07.0	Unique holiday cottages across the UK.
0:11.0	Selected by Sykes? Perfect for you.
0:15.0	Rated, excellent, untrust pilot.
0:17.0	Get ready to explore.
0:19.0	Get ready to relax.
0:21.0	Get ready for Sykes.
0:23.0	Get ready to book your next holiday at SykesCottages.co.uk
0:30.0	When is vagina's biggest cocks? Olympics.
0:33.0	Isn't that the slogan?
0:37.0	Shut it!
0:39.0	Shut it in, shut it down.
0:41.0	Pack it up, pack it down.
0:42.0	How's it going, pack it in?
0:44.0	Pack it up, pack it in. Let me begin.
0:46.0	What are they packing?
0:47.0	Battle me, that's a sin.
0:48.0	A sin?
0:50.0	That's...hold on it.
0:51.0	Let me ask you a question real quick about sins.
0:53.0	Do you think Johnny Sins is religious?
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