Hello, ladies and gentlemen, this is a special hookum horns, Super Bowl.

Thanks, oh, my God, it's it's valentine's day it's valentine's day i just said

thanksgiving okay jackie hi do we need a cool mist of water to the face hello everybody this is a

super bowl valentine's day spectacular episode funily enough, is that how they say it?

Is it funnily enough or funny enough? I'm going to go with funnily. Funnily enough.

I just was served some Tickety Talk content that a new romantic study shows that more couples in 2025, happily married couples

are living in separate bedrooms. And to that, I say, where the fuck do I sign up?

Andrew would never, like never, ever, ever. I would like to have like you know the wind down the the the chit chat

the end of day chit chat which i'm just lying as i say out loud because the last thing i want to

fucking do is catch up on somebody else's day or share my own and he's always like how is your day

i'm like good how is your day but just like out of obligation he's always like, how is your day? I'm like, good. How is your day?

But just like out of obligation. He's like, good. And I'm like, okay, are we done now? I have

something wrong with me. And I'm really unpacking it. I'm aware of it. So performatively, I

cosplay as like a normal person,

an interested person,

but at the end of the day,

if I was living as my truest self,

like,

I don't need to talk to anyone about anything.

But then what do I do?

I talk to everyone about everything.

It's hard living with this brain.

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