Hi everyone. Welcome to the Bitch Bible podcast. So I am exploring different avenues of cringe and like a true desperate slut. I am considering, no, it's not off-brand October. Okay, considering it's fraudulent February. I am considering doing like, for lack of better words, some form of like a membership

community, the big C word.

You know what the C word is at the Bitch Bible podcast?

Community.

It's not cunt.

So whether it's like, you know, unfiltered bonus episodes with no ads, like really lengthy hate lists and, you know, additional obscure off-brand content for the girlies.

Just like imagine off-brand October every single month. So if you are possibly interested, I need your toxic and brilliant ideas

and feedback. So there's this quick survey that I have in my Instagram bio that is very,

very helpful for me. So I'd like to just preemptively thank you for your service and contribution to my

sad little life. So if you can go to my Instagram and just click the link and like fill it out and

let me know what you fucking hose want. It would be very helpful. And I will consider. I'm considering

it. I'm considering it for your

consideration anyways here's this week's episode love you bye okay wait I forgot

something um the link is in my Instagram bio link in bio somebody kill me and also

there is a link in this week's episode uh description so description. So you can just like click it and then like

do your fucking thing, baby. Love you. Bye. Um, hello everybody. Wow. We have so much to discuss. Let's just start off with the obvious. If you're watching the video, I apologize. We are not doing aesthetic anymore. Okay. It's 2025. It's finally February. The longest month of all time, January. I lived seven lives during the course of January. And you know what? I woke up at 6 a.m. I want to kill my husband. And I don't have time to give you a lash. It's just not happening this week. This is why I hate Andrew. There's two things that are making me hate him right now. We had like a lash. It's just not happening this week. This is why I hate Andrew. There's two things that are

making me hate him right now. We had like a gorgeous weekend together, but you know, every day is a

winding road. So I say to Andrew, I'm like, you need to wake up with the fucking baby this morning.

Like, I'm done. It's a wrap. I'm depleted. I'm overstimulated. I'm over-stimulated. I'm over-socialized. And I'd like just a bit of a

extended siesta. So he's like, sure. Besides the fact that we got a new piano and it has been like a

Vacaque, David Foster dinner party for the past 48 hours. The first three hours of

the new piano, and let me tell you, she is so gorgeous, okay? We had this like kind of tacky, gross,

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