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Absolutely Not

LET THE BIG DAWGS BITE

Absolutely Not

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Heathermcmahon, Instagram, Comedian, Advice, Funny, Callin, Female, Arts, Aperol, Personal572339, Comedy, Entertainment, Hotline, Humor

4.914K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

           On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is fresh off a z-pack from Mexico and the ride of her life through the sofi stadium to be an SEC ally for the dawgs. She is sniffling her way through a week of LA work but truly no days off because tinseltown wait for no one. She discusses her own pretty woman moment at the Beverly Hills Hotel but how she reassured the staff that even though everyone at the Polo lounge has a soft southern accent- they werent gonna walk out on their tabs. Stay Humble but Stay Smoking! 

 

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a deer media production.

0:06.5

Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

0:12.4

I'm your host Heather McMan.

0:21.2

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.

0:26.4

I'm your host Heather McMan.

0:27.6

I'm going to go ahead and jump right in and tell you uh, sorry, this is late this week.

0:32.0

I am just I've got that post nasal drip and I have been checked out by two doctors here in LA.

0:38.0

I'm totally fine. No COVID, no COVID, no nothing that could infect the general public.

0:43.6

Everyone has this fucking cold that's going around apparently, but I am on all I'm on the

0:48.7

mend among all the things the mucus is clear.

0:51.2

Tell tell sign if you're a chronic sinus infection or like me. If it's brown or dark green, you know,

0:57.9

we've got an infection, but I just I just kind of lost my voice.

1:01.0

I think between flying and their rare metric pressure and the fact that my bullshit threshold is

1:06.3

at an absolute zero. That's where we're at, but don't worry.

1:09.6

Recording this live from the safety of my hotel room in Los Angeles.

1:13.0

We are here. We are booked. We are busy. We are working.

1:16.3

You know, in a level of people say like, Heather, take a day off. That is not an option.

1:19.8

We have deadlines. We have things do. So as long as I am staying hydrated,

1:23.6

sucking down that vitamin C and blowing on the tip of life, we are always

1:30.2

healing and dealing. Anyways, want to jump in, catch up with you. A lot to catch up with you.

1:35.9

Golden Globes happened last night here in Los Angeles was not invited.

1:40.3

So really, truly right out the gate, my absolutely not is the fuck Hollywood foreign press.

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