HOW DID WE GET HERE
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is ringing in the new years with fresh boundaries with her negative CVS. She will no longer allow their filthy carpet and refusal to take her insurance dampen her mood!! She has realized that sometimes you need to just sit in the shallow end of the pool, and think about shit on the steps, before you dive into the deep end of life!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:21.6 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:25.5 | Absolutely Not podcast. I am your host Heather McMahon. I am Zipz-Aps-Opin. I got a |
| 0:30.8 | steroid shot in my ass for just general wellness and to find off this sinus infection that I |
| 0:36.6 | know is trying to creep up. But you know what? It's the new year and we're not going to fuck around. |
| 0:41.8 | We're fuck around and find out. Fuck around and find out. I dare you. I dare you. I've been |
| 0:49.1 | embarrassed for Satan for a long time and he knew that I was having a stressful Christmas. |
| 0:55.7 | A lot of things moving on behind the scenes. Just a lot of things happening. And I said, |
| 1:01.4 | you know what I'm going to why? I'm going to go on the way to the Cabos. The Cabos of San Lucas. |
| 1:06.0 | So that means Cabo of with Lucas. Sans or without. I don't know. I'm going to Cabo with my friend |
| 1:13.2 | Kami who own Show Me Your Moon Moon. We're doing a little photo shoot and we're getting away for |
| 1:17.7 | a couple of days and I'm very excited. Braze coming. Kami and her husband, our friends of |
| 1:22.5 | Fee and Liv. Jeff's coming. He's going to be a pain in the ass and we're going to giggle. Anyways, |
| 1:29.6 | Christmas was more stressful than expected. Okay. And then I woke up the other day with the worst |
| 1:34.4 | sinus headache in my life. No fever. No nothing. I have no other ailments except my head wants to |
| 1:39.1 | explode. I went to the doctorate. She goes, listen, bitch, you don't even have inflation in the nose. |
| 1:44.1 | Your ears look great. The throat looks fantastic. No fever. I'm going to give you a steroids shot. |
| 1:48.8 | That's my go to. And I know that there is a medical professional listening who's probably saying |
| 1:54.6 | maybe don't juice up. I got to be honest with you though. Let me get in here. I could easily |
| 2:01.1 | have been addicted to roads. If you, you already know, I'm great at weightlifting. You already know, |
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