Chips Annoy!

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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It's MaxFunDrive time! Become a member today and support the production of Judge John Hodgman every week. This show could not exist without your support! Visit maximumfun.org/donate to contribute and to check out what kind of sweet thank you gifts you can receive in return! This week on Judge John Hodgman, Jeremy files suit against his partner, Christine. He says that when Christine bakes chocolate chip cookies, she bakes them for too long. Christine says that her cookies are always perfectly done! Who’s right? Who’s wrong? With Expert Witness, Alton Brown! Plus, Alton sticks around after the case to help us clear a miniature docket with food related disputes.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.8	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:06.5	This week, Chips annoy.
0:08.9	Jeremy brings the case against his partner, Christine.
0:12.0	Christine bakes a lot of chocolate chip cookies.
0:15.3	Jeremy thinks she overbakes them, but she says they're always perfectly done.
0:21.1	Who's right?
0:22.1	Who's wrong?
0:23.1	Only one man can decide.
0:24.5	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:29.7	reference.
0:30.7	We sat under a tree on a broken bench with nails sticking out of it, drinking beer and
0:35.8	whiskey, and eating some pretty darn fine barbecue with a couple of mongrel dogs hanging
0:41.2	around.
0:42.3	I think we just had a real authentic podcast experience.
0:47.0	Baylif Jesse Thorn, swear them in.
0:49.3	Jeremy and Christine, please rise and raise your right hands.
0:52.7	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
0:57.1	God or whatever?
0:59.1	I do.
1:00.1	I do.
1:01.1	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he prefers lemon
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