Larry vs. The Gigantic Slug (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2012

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

The hamper update to end all hamper updates. We know we've said it before, but this time, we mean it. Yes, the hamper update takes an unexpected turn that was completely expected. By the time it's over, Larry is as close to being the Dad from A Christmas Story as he could possibly be. Larry saves his wife from a bloodthirsty, gigantic slug. And does soap-bar melding float your boat? Then get ready for the RETURN OF THE FIVEFECTA, or "How Larry Got His Soap Mojo Back." But wait, there's more! We award honorary doctorates and Colonel ranks to the first 500,000 listeners who download this episode! Yes, listen to this week's This Week With Larry Miller and you'll be walking in tall cotton. Possibly in a raccoon coat. That's Dr. Colonel Larry Miller to you, sir. Quote of the week: "Daddy has protected the house once again from all varmints & creatures."

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0:00.0	This is Corolla Digital.
0:05.0	This is Corolla Digital.
0:07.0	Hi, I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all, and I just had a huge Chinese dinner out with Colonel Jeff.
0:20.0	And every time I have a huge Chinese dinner with Colonel Jeff at this time of year it makes me think of a Christmas story that great movie that we all love and people that sent me a gift that wonderful guy sent me that gift that the leg lamp from a Christmas store and I still use it and I thought
0:35.2	of a Christmas store and I thought well supposing people want to go out and get gifts at this time of year
0:39.2	where might they go go to Amazon on the internet go to.com, and you can get fabulous gifts there.
0:45.0	They have everything in the world, except of course an actual Amazon.
0:48.0	But when you go there, don't go right to Amazon, you don't do that.
0:51.0	Why, that's a fool's play.
0:53.0	You go to our show.
0:55.3	You go to our podcast, Larry Miller Podcast.com.
0:59.5	That's it, right?
1:00.5	Larry Miller Podcast.com, you think I'd know at this point. You hit Larry Miller podcast.com you think I'd know at this point you hit Larry Miller
1:04.6	podcast dot com and then a banner comes up with Amazon on it and then you hit that
1:09.6	banner that you get whatever you want all the great prices all the great gifts and then we get some of that
1:13.7	some of that money.
1:14.4	So you know what?
1:15.8	Have a great December, have a great Christmas, great holiday, whatever you're
1:19.1	going to celebrate.
1:19.8	And you know what?
1:21.0	Have a wonderful New Year too. I can't wait to get back in January because
1:24.8	we're starting our new shows then here on the podcast and I'm really looking
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