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Larry Miller Show

Everyone Will Know How To Juggle (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Companion, Home, Jean, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Booze, Miller, Prarie, Hangovers, Drunk, Larry, Guffman, Comedy, Garrison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2013

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Larry's new year's resolution is to teach you the difference between a tuba and a sousaphone. (Setting achievable goals is a key to a successful life.) Gather up your foul weather gear in your best rucksack. Larry talks about the seemingly endless sheets of rain that are soaking the Southern California area. It's OK, we really need it. Hear "Our Man Miller's" imitation of his own ringtone, which is, of course, even funnier than the orignal ringtone. Then he talks about working with Bobbie Phillips on the movie Carnival of Souls. Find out the REAL reason that Larry's glad he's not a stunningly beautiful woman.  Then enjoy a quick stop on Rabbit Island, as Larry discusses recipes sent in by readers. Can Larry segue from Armistice Day into how much he hates the circus? You better believe it, Otto Von Barnum. Happy new year from Larry and everyone on the show! Quote of the week: "It's not her job to see the romance in it."

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is Karola Digital.

0:05.0

This is Karola Digital.

0:08.0

Hi, I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all, and I just had a huge Chinese dinner out with Colonel Jeff.

0:19.0

And every time I have a huge Chinese dinner with Colonel Jeff, at this time of year. It makes me think of a Christmas story. That great movie that we all love and people that sent me a gift that wonderful guy sent me that gift that the leg lamp from a Christmas store and I still use it and I thought of a Christmas

0:34.8

store and I thought well suppose people want to go out and get gifts at this time of year

0:38.3

where might they go go to Amazon on the internet go to Amazon.com and you can get fabulous gifts there they have everything in the world except of course an actual amazon

0:46.9

but when you go there don't go right to amazon you don't do that why that's a fool's play. You go to our show. You go to our podcast, Larry Miller

0:57.0

podcast.com. That's it, right? Larry Miller Podcast.com. You'd think I'd know at this point you hit Larry Miller

1:03.7

podcast dot com and then a banner comes up with Amazon on it and then you hit that

1:08.7

banner that you get whatever you want all the great prices all the great gifts

1:11.6

and then we get some of that money.

1:13.7

So you know what?

1:14.8

Have a great December, have a great Christmas, great holiday, whatever you're going to celebrate.

1:18.9

And you know what?

1:20.2

Have a wonderful New Year too.

1:21.6

I can't wait to get back in January because we're starting our new shows then here on the podcast and I'm really looking forward to it.

1:28.0

And so is Colonel Jeff and Dr. Chris and we hope you are too. We'll see you in the new year.

1:33.0

Bye. Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who's afraid of rain.

1:54.0

Made me laugh again.

2:00.0

Made me laugh again.

2:01.0

And by the way, for those of you just tuning in for the first time first of all

2:04.8

This is this week with Larry Miller and I'm Larry Miller and for those turning in tuning in for the first time

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