Larry's Annual Christmas Story (NEW!)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2012

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

We couldn't let the tradition lapse, so we snuck Larry into the studio just to record the annual re-telling of his Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Merry Christmas to all of our listeners. Thanks again for your patience and support. Quote of the week: "If you needed a gun, call me. He'll get you one."

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0:00.0	This is Corolla Digital.
0:05.0	This is Corolla Digital. This week on Allison Rosen is your new best friend, Greg Fitzsimmons.
0:20.0	What was it about your wife though that made you fall in love? What was your dating history before that?
0:24.0	I had a couple long-term relationships, but I was not necessarily that faithful in all of them and in between them I was a madman
0:36.8	I put up some pretty big numbers not quality I was a quantity player I don't think
0:42.3	there is a way to have high quantity and high quality.
0:46.0	Fidel Castro. He has his people go out to the beaches and he has two women a day.
0:52.0	Is this true?
0:53.0	Yeah, morning in the evening.
0:55.0	Not any longer, but yeah.
0:56.0	So apparently 35,000 was his number.
0:59.0	Wow.
1:00.0	What's your number?
1:01.0	Well, I don't like to get into hard numbers.
1:03.0	Give me a ballpark.
1:05.0	Unless you don't want to.
1:06.0	Yeah, about a ballpark.
1:07.0	I shouldn't have said something that I wouldn't be able to...
1:10.0	I don't know.
1:11.0	I don't know what that.
1:12.0	Like, are we, like three digits oh yeah four
1:15.4	digits no three digits no but but high I actually I didn't get three fingers in all
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