There's a hold up in the Bronx, Brooklyn's broken out in fights.

There's a traffic jam in Harlem that's backed up to Jackson Heights.

There's a scout troop short a child.

Crucip still when I'm a wild!

Larry Miller, where are you?

And now live from level five productions on the Island of Mileronia.

It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs.

Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who just loves Car 54, where are you? Where are you? Hi, welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And boy, oh boy, it's a gorgeous day here today on Milaronia. A little windy, and that means several

of the weather people will have to get thrown in the volcano. Strict, you say? Yes, strict but fair. Anyway, it is a

gorgeous windy day here today on Millaronia and boy oh boy that that music though it just

always puts me in the best of moods I know it's every week but it's better every

week I feel great listening to that music and of course

That's the Frank Sinatra Jr. orchestra and the Beatrice Pons dancers featuring boy tenor Joe E Ross asking the musical question

U. U. Car 54, where are you?

And that might not have been a great impression of Joe E Ross, the great Joe E Ross.

Boy, there's so much to say about him, but I'll just start by saying and finish by saying for now his birthday was last week and he would have been 102 years old.

He passed away in 1982 and I'll tell you why I bring him up and Beatrice Ponds who played his wife on that show and the great Frank Sinatra Jr. whom I admired and

adored and worked with him yes and he passed away last week and I'll tell you something about all of them a little later in the show.

And it makes me happy to think that.

And here's a little housekeeping item. And that's a good

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