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Larry Miller Show

The Cardinal Catches A Cold!

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2016

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Larry powers through a cold to bring you a new episode! Thoughts about time and the savings of daylights, a shout out to Steven Segal on the Magic Movie Moment and how Larry became a "Cardinal!" (Warning -- it involves booting.) (Warning -- booting means throwing up.) http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "I have to be honest, get out."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from level five productions on the island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

0:39.0

I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all?

0:41.0

And that music makes me feel especially good today.

0:45.4

I know it does every week, but it really, really does.

0:48.8

And it really, really does today because I caught a milleronia cold. That's right and I don't catch colds.

0:58.8

I guess I just did. But you know what? I don't really catch. I never in my life not as a kid not as an adult

1:05.6

I've never really been a cold catcher and you know I've never really had the chance to

1:15.0

Well lie around and be treated well. I've always said I've always felt that you know being sick would be great if it

1:22.3

weren't for the being sick part and that kind of ruins the whole thing.

1:27.0

No one wants to be around you if you are actually sick.

1:31.0

But in any case I told the Colonel today, Colonel Jeff, I said, you know, we'll see how this affects my throat, my voice.

1:41.0

Funny how it always sounds different to you. I'm not shy about things like that

1:45.5

but I guess it always feels different to the person with the cold. In any case

1:50.0

boy it's a beautiful day here on Millaronia, and you know that music makes you feel so good.

1:58.0

That's the Alex Alvarez Orchestra and the Kimberly Dunden Dancers featuring Boy Tenor William Lucking

2:06.8

asking the musical question for the Larry Miller home game is spending the day at the DMV an acceptable substitute for a trip to the

2:17.8

volcano?

2:18.8

Well,

2:23.0

good question William, and you know, especially bringing up that not everyone knows we should have a Larry Miller home game.

2:32.0

We, well, we have drinking games here on Miller Ronia and they're

2:38.9

fun. They're a lot of fun. But they're probably not kind. They're not the kind ones they're not the gentle

2:45.3

generous ones if you lose in a drinking game you're going to be drinking that bucket

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