Baseball Opening Day!
Larry Miller Show
Jeff Fox
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2016
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Find out why opening day is going to be EXTRA EXTRA special for Larry this year. And Larry tells a dumb blonde joke that hits a little too close to home! Plus, a talk about Roger Maris and the great movie "61." http://LarryMillerShow.com
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves opening day for baseball. Miller, but in a way aren't we all? And for goodness sake, who doesn't love |
| 0:44.2 | opening day with baseball? I'll tell you more about that later, but I'll tell you |
| 0:48.8 | what, it's a beautiful day here on Milleronia and don't they sound great that orchestra as I've said |
| 0:55.7 | before and I mean it every time they make me happy every week and they sound better |
| 1:01.3 | and better every week that's of course the Gary Shandling Orchestra and the Marsha Russell Dancers featuring Boy Tenor William Lucking asking the musical question, |
| 1:12.5 | when telling people how much money you save doing home repairs yourself, |
| 1:18.3 | is it okay to omit the lost wages and emergency room bills? |
| 1:25.0 | Well, William, that's a darn good question. |
| 1:28.0 | It's a heck of a question. |
| 1:30.0 | And you know what? |
| 1:32.0 | First of all, no no it's not okay, and I think everyone will agree with me on this and I'm just going to tell you straight out, |
| 1:39.0 | stop doing home repairs. You're hurting yourself too much. |
| 1:45.0 | Hire someone else and never use power drills on a roof again. |
| 1:51.0 | I mean for goodness sake. Yeah, is it okay to omit the lost wages and emergency room |
| 1:57.5 | bills? Boy oh boy. Stop well again stop using really big tooth saws. |
| 2:05.4 | finer tooth okay, but the big ones, you're going to lose a limb. |
| 2:09.6 | That's, I think, I'm not just saying that for myself and everyone on Milaronia, but I'm saying that to all our listeners. |
| 2:17.0 | But thanks, good question. And of course, I mentioned Gary Shandling, God bless him, a friend and well a colleague and terrible |
| 2:29.5 | with his passing. |
| 2:31.1 | And I just went on and mentioned him a little later and I'll tell you a story about him but and Marshall Russell of course it's just great for dancers but you know what and in fact I want to do a bit of times, three, four four times this salesman wants to sell |
| 3:05.0 | whoever that is or it's the postman Mr Donahue I don't know if I've mentioned that |
| 3:11.0 | before but we always called the men who came to the |
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