The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,

crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.

I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

Let's get to the show. I was like a

a bike before and jokingly we were like oh we should start a customer podcast and I was like a couple of months went by and

then she actually followed up and was like do you want to do this and I was like yeah

I'll do it oh my god we're still live in history. I know.

Actually do this?

Yeah, yeah, and it happened.

Yeah, and then we just like started branching out

because we were like, there are like 20 Christopher Pike books,

so we're going to be done in a short

time so then we were like okay we'll do like Fear Street and like all the books like

that the classic yeah spooky yeah classic yeah So like you know if your street was not very sexy it was scary but like people were like having sex not on page but like they were having sex it was heavily implied. Yeah yeah or like you would see someone's like butt.

Like they'd be like, oh, like her butt was like in the pool.

And you'd be like, oh my, I remember like seeing that for the first time

and the specific line was her it was a black bottom pool and it had a very tan bottom and I

was like what the fuck is that a girl's bottom I know I was like a real but a real life but

Yes yes, yes, the dream. It was such a dream. I had a friend and I may have mentioned her before but my friend Naomi in like early high school

had this knack for taking books like that and flipping right to the sex stuff.

Oh my God.

She'd never read it before but she would just like feel the book and then be like

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