The Homunculus with Andy Kneis

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Andy Kneis is back, and he’s been watching the YouTubes! This week we tackle the controversial experiments of a Russian YouTuber who has allegedly created a real life homunculus. What’s a homunculus? So glad you asked!! It's the process of generating spontaneous life by putting human sperm in an artificial womb. The little guys that are created by sliming into cows tummies and chicken eggs are called homunculi, and they are almost definitely not real.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. Because they were pretty wild back in the day, right?
0:45.0	Well, that's the thing, I feel like I know all the wildness about them already.
0:50.0	But then I worry, like, you know, one of them will like be in the hospital or something and it'll be like oh like we got to like bring pop his like stuff and then I'll find a diary that's full of like murders or something I don't know This diary I think that's full of like murders or something I don't know this diary I think that's unless it says like my crimes on the outside
1:07.2	Yeah, he always carries around a one of those recycled
1:14.0	Mulskins so what am I trying to say?
1:15.0	A recycled molesk-
1:16.0	One of those composition decomposition notebooks and it says my crimes.
1:20.0	Yeah, the classic black and light.
1:23.0	Yeah.
1:24.0	This is the cold.
1:25.0	I'm going to keep it.
1:30.0	I think the cold open is over, frankly. Was that it? Yeah, I think we should open is over frankly.
1:32.8	Was that it?
1:33.8	Yeah I think we should get to the podcast.
1:35.2	Probably not.
1:36.2	When are they ever good?
1:37.8	If the trick it, I just keep calling it out and then you have to,
1:39.7	you're not going to ever get a good cold open because I'm too aware. I know all the
1:43.6	podcast tricks. Yeah freaking right. Our guest today has been on a lot of
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