The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,

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I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

Let's get to the show. I mean like because I got these they I got them through snails in the mail

that you S. which is a I don't think it's functional

anymore but it was they would only ship to California and I think they shut down

because I don't think it's legal what they were doing but there was a norcal

snail shipping service and I bought six snails they sent them through the mail in this like newspaper wrapped

as promised in the title and And then I was like,

these are my snails that I will save.

These are the holy snails.

And then I was like, I'm not going to eat their children,

but maybe they're grandchildren.

And then it just, it was the most needless project.

Like I gave them to a friend of mine,

like my roommate who was house sitting elsewhere.

He brought my snail tank

to where he was house sitting while I left town, which is just so unnecessary.

Yeah, for a life form that like does not know it's alive.

Right. That's a lot.

Yeah, and that's why I was okay with eating them. It's like, I don't love eating mammals now that I'm even eating meat again.

But they don't know what's going on.

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