Ladies go Crazy for Luigi Mangione, & Study Confirms Journalists Can't Function in Life
The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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🗓️ 13 December 2024
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
Hawk Tuah coin was a rug pull, Hunter Biden sold his landlord art he made with his dookie, and is Trump going to annex Canada?
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00:00 - Assad’s escape
01:19 - Intro
01:46 - Rotten Milk
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06:15 - Ladies Love Cool Luigi
20:20 - Ladies Don’t Love John Hinkley
25:09 - Abortion
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30:52 - Luigi’s back pain
37:52 - Luigi’s book list
44:43 - Apple’s running out of ideas
46:34 - People benefitting from Luigi dominating the news cycle
47:57 - Ryan reviews the Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall
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1:02:25 - Hawk Tuah rug pull
1:17:38 - Hunter Biden sold art using his own dookie in lieu of rent to landlord
1:19:00 - Is Trump gonna annex Canada?
1:21:50 - Journalists are officially dummies
1:23:14 - Schulz vs. Rappers
1:26:00 - Danny’s conspiracy
1:33:04 - Journalists cont’d
1:34:10 - Sketch idea
1:34:36 - Wrap up
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad has escaped to Russia after his government was overthrown by Syrian rebels. |
| 0:06.1 | With rebel leader Abu Muhammad Al Jalani commenting to say, |
| 0:09.6 | I'm definitely happy we took over Syria, but it's a bittersweet victory because we didn't even get to sodomize him once. |
| 0:15.5 | Not in a gay way or anything, it's just when Gaddafi was overthrown, the rebel forces got to sodomize him. |
| 0:21.0 | And it would have been nice if we at least had the option. |
| 0:23.7 | Bashar al-Assad, on the other hand, said that despite being overthrown, he was actually happy with |
| 0:28.1 | the lack of sodomy, and responded to Al Jolani saying, that's right, bitch, I'm in Russia now. |
| 0:32.9 | So good luck trying to sodomize me from a different side of the continent. I know you were eyeballing my |
| 0:37.6 | ass, but this one's exit only. And if you think you're ever going to get your grubby little |
| 0:41.2 | paws anywhere near it, keep dreaming. According to sources close to the Syrian rebels, Al Jalani |
| 0:46.1 | did not seem like himself at the victory celebrations and has been pacing around the headquarters |
| 0:50.7 | muttering to himself about the lack of sodomy, and was even seen |
| 0:54.1 | attempting to lodge a bayonet into the backside of a statue of El-Hassad before complaining |
| 0:58.7 | to lower-level rebels that it just wasn't hitting the same. |
| 1:02.0 | Sources inside the Kremlin say Al-Assad has been badgering President Putin to allow him to |
| 1:06.6 | send a high-resolution photo of his naked backside to Al Jalani with the caption, |
| 1:11.4 | the one that got away, to which President Putin has stated he wants no part of whatever |
| 1:16.0 | weird shit is going on between these two. |
| 1:19.7 | The boys, the boys cast, collapse, close the boys cast, the dudes, prepare |
| 1:25.7 | our sons for voice cast |
| 1:28.3 | The bro. |
| 1:29.3 | Just the voice cast |
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